Anthony J. Baratta, Esquire, and the law firm of Baratta, Russell & Baratta, P.C.: For the umpteenth time, you have covered my ass. The calculation and concentration of the Scorpio bore fruit--as usual. I just blew you guys a kiss.
Elinore O'Neill Kolodner, Esquire: Hey, Miss Sagittarius, you're so smart you make my head spin. Thanks counselor, and you know we're not done.
Jerry Murphy, M.D: The Aquarian always knows it before it happens. You continue on an almost daily basis to amaze me. You solve damn near all my problems. I'm literally breathing because of you.
City of Philadelphia, Central Detectives: I'll bet you I know the ropes now because
Detective David Smith taught me.
City of Philadelphia, Board of Pensions: Gwen, Tonya and Phyllis-- Hooray!
City of Philadelphia, Life Benefits Department: Dorothy Coles, you're one in a million.
Capricorns do take care of business, don't they, Ms. Coles?
City of Philadelphia, Department of Marriage Certificates: I told you I smelled a rat.
City of Philadelphia, Department of Register of Wills: What a crew! And you work swiftly, too. Winnie--nice job!
Melody Guy, Senior Editor, Random House: There really aren't any words for you,
Miss Libra. Thank you for helping a sistah out on a Sunday night when she desperately needed you. You are my baby!
Mr. Dee: You are by far the best psychic I have ever experienced. You opened up the box and I pulled a rabbit out of the hat.
The Philadelphia Daily News and David Gambacorta: You pointed so many things about me. Thanks for your work on this case. You know I'll be seeing you.
Rhonda Travick Coney: You Cancers sure can get emotional-especially late at night. I am so glad you made me stay awake. Thank you for demanding a thorough search.
Roscoe Coney: I was a damsel in distress. Put an Aries on the job and it's a done deal. Thanks for teaching me all about the DROP Program.
Daniel Bishop, Assistant Manager, Citizens Bank: Thank you for your concern and for your patience in taking me slowly through the legal processes of the banking system. You hipped me to a lot of stuff.
Anna and Willie C. Smith: Leo and Pisces Mommy and Daddy: They are my Godparents. They are in Mountville South Carolina bragging their butts off right now. They're telling everybody that "their baby done wrote another book." I love you both. See you in Vegas this fall at Aunt Gladys' house.
Cherry Weiner: She is my former agent. She's given me a lot of great advice, reamed me out big time, many times and she also gave me a gift in 2007. It was the title of this book. Scandalous! Everybody Loves it! Yep, that Cancer named this baby. Go Cherry, Go Cherry, Go Cherry.
Sheldon Price: A good Pisces Man! Thanks for the cover girl and for making me shut up and listen to you. Keep singing, Sheldon, I smell a record deal. It ain't never too late.
Dr. Anne Highland: We always need a Gemini in the mix. Well, Doc, you said it! You predicted the world would want to know it. You continue to drive me on. Sleep well my love. I miss your face. I know you and God are having some wonderful chats. Thank you for being an angel and my teacher, as well as a hell of a Psychologist.
Janete Scobie and Gentle Pen Editorial Services: The talents of editor Janete Scobie will shine throughout The Bitch Tried To Steal My Husband's Body. I know she put her foot in Departures years ago, editing beyond belief, and my fans loved it. Well, listen up people-Janete has really kicked some ass this time. Had she not had pen in hand to correct and guide me, we all would have been cheated. This Leo worked her butt off, and the Libra author thanks her. The scales don't always balance and the lion roars much too loudly-but when they team up in the pot together, the aroma is a winning novel. You readers can especially thank Janete for the sexiness of the character Dale. She beat him out of me.